4:30 p.m.: Kailin, Grant, Douglas, and I go to Longhorn Steakhouse for some pregame eating.
5:30 p.m.: We get back to Lewis and pregame celebrate.
6:10 p.m.: We get to the game, and get shitty seats.
6:20 p.m.: My drunk spirits wear off.
9:20 p.m.: Douchebag in Wrangler Jeans and moustache yells, "Hey Kid, sit down!" to me.
9:20:04 p.m.: I scowl at him and move down 5 rows.
9:20:05 p.m.: Wrangler Man leaves the stadium.
9:35 p.m.: We begin walking home.
9:45 p.m.: We begin postgame celebrations
11:30 p.m.: I have now taken 30 mg of aderol, 5 cans of red bull (sugar free, of course), a couple beers, and mucho amounts of Kong's Passion Punch.
12:10 a.m.: We begin searching for parties, head to 1226 Louisiana
12:24 a.m.: Two guys in only their boxers yell at us to leave the party because they are out of alc, and the cops will be coming shortly.
12:32 a.m.: We leave for a marching band party, as I am fresh out of options.
12:50 a.m: Marching band party is out of alcohol. I discover the last remnants of Big Green (a jungle juice derivative), pour it into my cup, then proceed to spill said cup all over my shoes.
1:15:30 a.m.: I realize I am wearing no socks.
1:30 a.m.: We decide to take Joe back to Lewis so he can drive home, then head to Tennessee to discover more parties.
1:45a.m.: After finding nothing, we proceed to Taco Bell.
2:15 a.m.: Douglas needs to pee.
2:18 a.m.: A "hot old lady", according to Douglas, offers him a lighter.
2:22 a.m.: A creepy guy in an old red van asks Douglas what his problem is. Douglas yells. I tell creepy guy the problem is the drought of small boys in the back of his van to molest.
2:30 a.m.: We decide to venture to Wal-mart to purchase a basketball, as this is the one thing we yearn to partake in.
2:45 a.m.: After arriving, nobody wants to throw down for said basketball, so I am forced to find a basketball I can afford.
2:55 a.m.: I discover a basketball for $3.54. Mission accomplished.
3:00 a.m.: We head to Oliver Hall to play basketball.
3:15 a.m.: "Drunk" guys challenge us to 4 on 4. They are not in fact drunk, or they are just really good while drunk
3:50 a.m.: We lose to drunk guys, they take great pride in beating a big asian guy, a girl, a drunken Douglas, and drunk Grant in flip flops.
3:55 a.m.: We begin playing 2 on 2.
4:20 a.m.: We send Rui home. Good driver!
4:45 a.m.: Waterbreak.
4:47 a.m.: Douglas enduces in Niagra Vomit.
4:50 a.m.: Game on.
5:40 a.m.: We are tired and have been playing basketball for a longass time, we decide to break into Murphy Hall for refreshing liquids.
5:45 a.m.: The doors are locked.
5:45:10 a.m.: I hit the HANDICAP button. BINGO!
5:47 a.m.: We sneak in, and steal water from the water fountain. Go us!
5:55 a.m.: We leave.
6:05 a.m.: We get back to Lewis.
6:15 a.m.: We take victory shots to "No Limits".
6:20 a.m.: We say goodnight.
6:25 a.m.: Kailin calls and is bored, hyper, and wants to do something.
6:27 a.m.: I convince Kailin to clean my room.
6:28 a.m.: I convince Grant to wash and dry my sheets and blanket.
6:36 a.m.: Kailin arrives! 
7:30 a.m.: Kailin finishes cleaning! 
7:45 a.m.: I'm still writing this shit, thinking it's the best thing in the world...
In conclusion, this was a lot better than The Absinthe Adventure. I haven't had aderol since about my junior year, when studying for standardized tests. I love reuniting with old friends.
P.S.: I CAN'T WAIT FOR MEDESKI (SCOFIELD) MARTIN AND WOOD!!!! DECEMBER 3 @ LIBERTY HALL! | 
